Things I Did In The Bathroom This Week.

We used to have this 67-year-old Swedish man (or something) "following" this blog...but he recently realized what I meant by "skanky hooker", and disbanded. Sad panda! And now he's going to miss these Great Moments in Pottydom from this past week.

It all started with Shmaniel buying the house a new toilet seat and cutting out the "asiento para bano" part of the box. He put it in my room, where it was accidentally blown over somehow, so when he asked me if anything looked different in my room, I said "Uh, a random strip of cardboard?" Upon his laughter, and me investigating and turning it over, I decided a good home would be above our siento para bano (is that even a correct translation?).

In another, more enchanted, better-painted bathroom than our own...I planted my second "You Are Beautiful" sticker! It's at the Kopi Cafe, which is a wonderful place. I just wanted everyone there to know how freakin' tasty they are (though someone probably took it down now, eh?).

Lastly, this morning I randomly thought about my dry-erase marker, and kinda did some scribblin'. Already, certain people are not amused, but these are pretty great in my opinion. I suggest you all give it a try:

I like how one of these happened when it was sunny, and the other when it was cloudy.

To close, a Mom and Kym moment.

Kym: I feel like I'm going to die alone.
Mom: Well, you were born alone.
Kym: I dunno, I'm pretty sure you were there.