Dudes, there is way too much pressure to be informed in this hyper-speed uber-technological society. There's so much fucking random information coming at us all times of the day. And if you're not on top of each and every underground artist's song, or every youtube parody of Beyonce, or every food someone has wrapped in bacon and deep-fried to put pictures of on the internet, people are kinda rude. Well, not "rude", but a "yeah, i saw that already [so you must be an idiot for not knowing about it]" attitude. I mean, they're probably just giving it so the time when they aren't the first person on top of the latest bacon-drenched monstrosity they'll have some buffer of coolness.
But I say FUCK IT. I'm sick of feeling like myself and others are drowning in this pressure to stay on top of all the latest headlines and the newest crazy skyscraper/33-story Baskin-Robbins Dubai has plans to build (dude, that place is both amazing and insane). Because there's no fucking way to keep on top of all this bullshit. And if someone tells me about something I've already seen (by some insanity, since I'm not good at keeping informed about every entry that pops up on cuteoverload or collegehumor), I'll just say "HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWESOME". Because bacon-wrapped mozzarella sticks are STILL AWESOME, even if I've already seen them.
Thank goodness I'm a vegetarian.
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